Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Bedroom Rock....

I have issues...
1) Has our society really achieved a gracious society status, working well towards it or are we're still waayy too far off?

I mean, I have see to much of an instance to have actually realised that its actually asking too much for graciousness, courtesy and kindness. As the norm goes, respect your elders. Do the elders respect you? Do the old ladies rushing to board the train give space for you to alight first before go on to their ongoing everyday struggle to get a seat? Do they have to actually rush? They wouldn't have to if only 85% of younger "gracious" citizens would give up their seat for a worthier occupant. I'm just like this cos I'm just a regular public transport user. And I'm confused. heh...

2) 100% of girls are confused

Alai and I had a discussion while seating down smoking on the rooftop of one particular vessel. As the heading goes, 100% of girls are confused. Really, if you think about it hard enough.
OK. Lets divide it to 2 parts.

Part 1 - For those in a relationship
1.1 How many times have couples had too big a tiff cos when the guy asks, "Where you do feel like eating?"
The girl answers "I don't know.. Up to You."
And when you suggest a place that your stomach, more than your brain, wants to go they give you this I'm-not-sure-and-i-kinda-disagree look.
See... Confusion at its best.

And how many times have you told a white lie... or heck, a lie when your girlfriend probes on you and she would believe you and take it wholesale. But when you really simply, honestly, sincerely and from the heart answer a simple question, they doubt you and give you this don't-you-dare-to-even-think-about-it look...
And then chills go down your spine like YOU are guilty.
See! Confusion again.
Shit... Now because of your own confusion, you make us confused.


Part 2 - For the girls contemplating to go into a relationship.

You've been going out with 3 guys. All different in their own way, attractive in their own right.
guy no. 1 = not handsome + money + bike + bad sex + small dick
guy no. 2 = Handsome + moderate income + public transport + pleasurable sex + big dick
guy no. 3 = OK looking + broke + treats you good + teeny weeny bit better than guy no. 2 sex + average-sized dick

So all 3 want to be with you. But lo and behold, another guy comes along. Too new to classify... But strangely enough, more often than not, about 75% of you will jump to guy no. 4's ship. Why? I don't know, and you girls would definitely not know. Again...Why? Cos y'all just confused.

Ha ha... Pardon my mild mannered French. I'm just being random.




Friday, January 18, 2008

Apologies

Excuse me for the dreadful lack of updates... I guess life must be really fulfilling to be blogging. ehekz..


But seriously, although new happenings in life are far in between but the present state of life is enough. Been spending a whole lotta time with Fatin, go here, go there... and Adibah got the pox. huak huak!!












And yes! Work! Been fine... I have the complete team to work with. We are the Muchachos! There's Hair the cheip, Abg Zul the Senior Remaja, Alai the abang2 tahu, Andre the Evo Fanatic, and me!yeah...


well... thats just Alai, Andre and me doing dorky stuff while waiting for the vessels to dock. You should see what we do to the Camry's on board...

till the next time... anyways, does anybody have jobs available... cos i'm thinking of switching jobs.
till then, tata!

Thursday, January 3, 2008

harpie neuw yah!

harpie neuw yah!!!

that is all i have to say. hehe...